Maid in India..

In a typical urbane well off family.. There happens to be one maid,
Or maid in India..  How essential she is in family.. Well can be said,

Very much n basing upon such dependency on maid in house,
I knit a funny situation n residents feeling  like a trapped mouse,

Literally none in family now remains with habit to do own chores,
Such dependency on maid for all works to get done in shores,

Or repeated calls from one room to other calling Maxi.. Maxi,
Or with any other name..  Maid in India just ignores calls as one sexy,

I me n at my terms.. This terse reminder she flaunts every other day,
To entire family.. Helpless family even tolerate such nonsense way,

Of maid in India.. Why..  You know a maid makes the most from duel,
That traditionally exist in joint Indian families.. She just adds the fuel,

In those traditional yet silent brawls that exist between twos,
MIL-DIL.. SIL-SIL of all kinds.. All better n all true,

She to MIL about DIL n with feedback to DIL about harsh MIL,
Taking rounds with webs of spicy rumours she now heads to SIL,

With plates of namkeen n tea.. Asks SIL to switch on Tv n AC,
And then begins to out pore her quota of.. Tum aisi aur voh kaisi,

Means tum kitni seedhi aur voh kitni tedi.. Bhabhi see how much I care,
Goes on to savour namkeen..  You know meray samnay she won't dare,

Par aap bhi usay kutch mat batana.. In that case I shall leave,
The job.. Vaisay bhi yahan sub bhukad hai
As if unloading big heave,

Of all namkeen she just relished upon.. Bhabhi see how much I care,
That's a typical maid in India.. Enters in house with such fan fare..