Friday 30 December 2011

...... comedy of errors... ( YY/MM/DD)... just a joke.....


a scientist had invented an rejuvenating pill,
to check the results.. he searched for an object to term pill as wonderful jawani thrill,


an object he found was the ninety two years old and from life about to retire,
an object is made to gallop the thrill.. the scientist hopes that he will surge as schnapps sapphire,


drowsy here and docile there.. an object becomes energetic.. en-shines.. turns 46.. dividing the age by half,
the scientist jumps... goes berserk.. runs and runs squarely.. untying his red scarf,


if a pill did cut his age into half...then two ( here he forgot what he actually invented) will get him a magical number,
from 68 to 34 to 17.. to start all over again.. shall be the teen-aged... a winning prize... as one mega bumper,


can say the scientist was a person who saw cow-dung only as fertiliser,
and persuing persuading others to believe in this photosynthesis synthesizer,


and... lo... he gallops two... in hope to start his innings on fresh note and be always on high,
and the process began.. waiting breathlessly.. but what.. what happened afterwards could only be told after having a thandi sigh,


it happened the pill was invented and was programmed as YY/MM/ & on DD parities,
take one.. cuts years.. take two cuts years into months.. and here the worry arises that as 17 months old.. how on his own shall he change the saniteries....


and guessing if he would have taken three then the combo would become even more hilarious.. that as kid he would always be given the kid gloves,
as 85 days old.. the looking ups and afters would just be tooo amazing... making him the darling of all eyes.. cute kid with kiddie games full of cloves...

Wednesday 14 December 2011

...sharing a joke.. self made..

in a birthday party of one handsome rich and young person the wishes for him just flew,
the most common wishes were.. tum jiyo hazzro saal.. saal kay din ho pachas hazzar.. made by all there who's who,


on receiving these wishes the man got emotional and did take drinks as there would be no tommarow,
began hugging and getting nostalgic about the days.. said.. possible seeing you for the last time.. toh karo enjoy.. 2 peg faltu maro,


the guests asked.. kya hua.. we hope you are ok and fine.. what's the hurry as we shall meet up again the next year,
the year is not that long.. and hoping you have no deadly disease hence why this jaldi.. and why the fear,


arey nahi yaaro..no disease to me.. and i am just thinking about the very long gap of the future,
as you just wished me.. tum jiyo hazaro saal.. saal kay din.. this way you all will be dead and i alive with living spur,


and with this living spur.. i shall again be celebrating my next birthday with the company of all you's,
the friendly guests just got more closer and pasted the entire cake on his face.. no worry.. let our wishes for you be true,


let there be a billion candles around you all the times and you in knowing grow bigger and bigger as  fond friend,
ok let's celebrate.. the party begins in and around.. tum jiyo haazaro saal aur har saal ko ho ek dum naya trend,


in telling a new trend let a new joke be cracked to define the moments that you shall always have on your table,
ok friends.. the wishes are never vices.. and yaaro what's happening.. my face has gone choclatey.. vah getting young and yummy and stable....

Monday 12 December 2011

....wishing i will...


just wishing that i will make a will coz on those days i will have that much of mounty amounts in my coffers,
just wishing that i will drive a wonderful car simply designed for me.. coz on those days i will have a fleet of these and all driven by chauffeurs,


just wishing that i will make the most of my earned fortune that i will have courtesy to the gracious entrance of favourable fate,
just wishing that i will reside in the maximum posh bungalow.. that i will have redecorated again and yet again.. coz the designs are not of my taste,


on seeing me making a wish to say that i will do all these things some how in the distant unseen future that has not got affected from my past and the present,
the mirror of me just laughed at me and said.. oye dreaming is ok but to dream like this and say i will.. but how bhai.. so better be better by looking into me and be pleasant,


and say that in being pleasant you do not need to make a wish and its just all right and with in your capabilities to have face that can smile,
smile if you can.. get angry if you have to.. but do make a willing wish list for your loved ones.. that for you i will always have a will ful style,


the style is that of.. in being willing to have a lateral laugh in knowing that how the things sometimes go funny or rather grow at funny places,
like that funny feeling by the teenage kids.. who on looking down just gets amazed.. how these funny hair grow here.. gosh cud nt they find some other spaces,


besides growing on the bodies these just grow so fast and i cant make a wish to trim these down and i will have to erase these from visible heres to theirs,
the theirs of them and all in sum are the hidden treasures.. that on eves of being traversed or felt.. need to be the willer and not wisher..as from here begin the willing affairs...:)..

Sunday 4 December 2011

........the simple things in life....


Simplifying the equation with life...as the equation has gone too complex and too difficult to solve,
the daily routines or the ruts are becoming too dull...hence cheerfully juggling from here to there...a good business...a simple resolve,


focus on things that are important without being irritating contention as a bone,
simple things are simple ways by acknowledging and respecting nearer's feats by showing love and affection...and sometimes by being the sheepish clown,


ya you achieved these...are just too simple sayings in life,
perhaps people do not understand this simple thing...that forms a likable association that always comes out scar free from any kind of strife,


there are ways that are simple and always effective in letting know what i want to say,
when i am hungry i simply say i want food..nt this...i too complex am on hunt and as hunter with my gun...i screw down my prey,


the things that are complex and are difficult to understand..remain so.. until a method or technique is evolved to make it known easily..just to make it simply simple,
the quantum theories.. the galaxies glories.. the milky skies.. the economies of scales.. etc etc.. all can be explained.. just as it can be told that how on horizon a star twinkle,


is the star on horizon like a small bulb.. that blinks on and off.. to tell the followers.. hey wait.. i am that up on journey in sky that is so rushy with other stars,
it is not.. its the air in the atmosphere that makes it look like blinking.. else it is a huge huge object with its own gases and gravities.. wanna know.. take the flight to reach that far,


how far is that far.. no one knows.. as its that endless universe that has its expanse to level of undefined immeasurable infinities,
the complexity of all this is just too astronomical to the level of billions decimals.. and the one who makes it simple.. must be a genius in all probabilities, 


in all testings of a particular hypothesis.. a null hypothesis is drawn and then the hypothesis is tested through methods that rely on empirical findings,
it is such an interesting process.. that you get addict to it and you begin to enjoy this to the point of doing anything than studying statistics.. aha in hidings,


its all in that methods or say a simple magic that how a interest is created or how one evolves an interest in what one shows intentions to know and be get known,
the more pathetic the process and even more indifferent shall be result.. as it shall be just listless rattafications.. with no imbibes.. no intents to be really shown,


may be thus it can be said that simple things in life are not the portraits of people who look simple through their clothes clamours manners or have introvert faces,
the one extrovert can be as simple as coolest simple.. through one's abilities to make things easier in knowing and understanding..even the toughest of complex cases,


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so in nutshell simple things in life are to be just and the simple,
true you may simply have the blushing face...can laugh then do laugh and be heard and be seen..with face that is simple or with new grown pimples or with the dimples,


you have an object..say the wall in front of you...that is painted with the colour grey,
you do not like this colour..alright..but what if you question this deewar...arri wall tera rang dhola kyon hai..instead of changing the colour with your colourful spray,


the complexities in life are like being questioner that asks that is too difficult to understand thus too complex to get an answer,
you get in touch with the simple one you enjoy it and with the complex your face gets listless and too ballony for the whole day and the mind spins around nearer you as one fighting bouncer,


thts how right from my childhood i always believe in being simple and be with the simple,
of course my face does not have the dimple...but has those remaining ( pakkey huey) simple pimples.........