Saturday 25 May 2013

...joke theeeeek hai....

theek hi... haan bhai... with the thandi saans.. you be.. pee kar dhero paani reh tu cool r,
ek kadak chai pee aur chalta reh yaar... we again have gone akathay.. humka zyada milta hai na.. tu haar,

theek hai.. par haroo kya ab.. coz neither and nor do i know how to play any form of gambling,
in nutshell.. making a product and not selling is hurting that i do not incur.. call me villain of whatever.. for this.. but shall there be not any hot rambling,

theek hai.. amidst the jokes been circulated there was one original joke that was simply a joke cracked by some folk,

on the day when it was raining cats and dogs.. folk ran out with the paper.. and started reading loud and loud.. about the propounding heat,
until this all got melted and in his or her hands all that remained was lugdi of sheets,

till this all gradually got wiped out in the rain.. the nice standing by and watching asked the folk... with raised eyebrow.. kahey aur kyon,
the folk so rookishly replied.. mein toh apni varsha ko garmi kay batta raha tha.. par voh sunna hee kahan chahti hai.. bar barsti rehti like a flow,

the standing by said.. nice joke... and then added a line in that.. folk yeh barsi toh sahi and frm its core showerd the rhim jhim and bravely cooled down the heat wave,
array folk iss varsha ney toh jagat kee sunni... alright come and join me u rural folky :) to you i wet with this cool wave,

the cooooool wave... ough.. kahan sey layenge aap when in and with your nature you have such bad and the worst temper,
at those times the worst form of killing instincts emerges that even the logic disappears.. and even the enjoying sense quits sensing this vemper,


gussa bebaat kaa insaan kaa janni dushman... aray whatever... have the sense to be actual nice and gracious and right,
i tell you a joke too wanna enjoy thn enjoy.. but with no sense of obscenity i exist as one wonderful human.. do fear.. do not indulge in ugly fight,

nor can i speak the rough language.. neither can i indulge in ugly acts of vampous wars,
the joke is about me only as i can make a fun of me... ek din when i was watching bobby at my home dvd.. one lion seemed to knock at my window... baar baar,

disrupting me again and again.. the lion kept knocking again and again,
i took the courage and reached to my window.. and asked oye sher kay bacchay ya papa.. kya tujhay bobby acchi nai lagti ya kya bobby deti tujhko pain,

roared the lion and then started crying who said this kay mujhay bobby acchi nai lagti.. per dekh what she bn singing since years.. sher ko kahoo tujhko chhor dey mujhay kha jaye,
but look i have not done harmed any of them and still are not allowing me to enjoy the movie... roaring hai,

oho roaring ro mat sher ji... bobby ko milnay do and i shall let your feelings know to the her,
sher bola accha tu bhi try kar lay.. voh darpok kahan milaygee.. no one knows.. desh mein videsh mein ghar ya bahar,

sahi roaray aap.. and now from the window keep watching the movie bobby on my home dvd,
dar laggay toh bahar rakhi solar lantern on kar lo.. charged hai full.. glow nite kee thehri sherjee.. this is perfect and better than the nvd's.........





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